Roseate Spoonbill

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Starring, in order of appearance:

Massive Tropical Brain Hemorrhage

Cool Fructose Monsoon

Kiwi Mango Colonic Rush

Wicked Watermelon Groin Injury

Mixed Berry Social Anxiety Disorder

Neon Green Ecto-Facial Blast

Jammin’ Sour Diabetic Coma

Wild Cherry Apeshit Apocalypse

Ranch Dressing Rampage

Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm

Bodacious Black Liquid Sorrow

Everything is Andrew Hussie’s.  Everything.

"The reality is that fat people are often supported in hating their bodies, in starving themselves, in engaging in unsafe exercise, and in seeking out weight loss by any means necessary. A thin person who does these things is considered mentally ill. A fat person who does these things is redeemed by them. This is why our culture has no concept of a fat person who also has an eating disorder. If you’re fat, it’s not an eating disorder — it’s a lifestyle change."
— Lesley Kinzel  (via sara-l-goodman)

(Source: xojane.com)

In loving memory

"A more feasible explanation involves the creative power and genius of God, who on day six of the creation week implemented all of the design requirements for nocturnal helmet geckos with their specialized visual system."

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Cunning linguists, these.

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… You okay, Google?