Starring, in order of appearance:
Massive Tropical Brain Hemorrhage
Cool Fructose Monsoon
Kiwi Mango Colonic Rush
Wicked Watermelon Groin Injury
Mixed Berry Social Anxiety Disorder
Neon Green Ecto-Facial Blast
Jammin’ Sour Diabetic Coma
Wild Cherry Apeshit Apocalypse
Ranch Dressing Rampage
Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm
Bodacious Black Liquid Sorrow
Everything is Andrew Hussie’s. Everything.
Cunning linguists, these.
… You okay, Google?
Fuck whatever you’ve got going on; there’s bacteria that fucking eats fucking electricity. SHIT, THAT’S BALLS.